Mark Twain Quotes

• No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

  Mark Twain

  Idiot, Evidence, Amount

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• Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Change, Politics

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• Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

  Mark Twain

  Love, Inspirational, Life

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  Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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  Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Relationship, Positive

  Mark Twain (2015). “Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend”, p.18, St. Martin's Press

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• Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

  Mark Twain

  Decision, Bad Decision, Good Decision

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• I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

  Mark Twain

  Years, Educated, Over It

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• Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

  Mark Twain

  Beautiful, Giving, Beautiful Day

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• Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.

  Mark Twain

  Motivational, Perfection, Improvement

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• Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

  Mark Twain

  Hilarious, Tree, Opponents

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• If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Humor

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  The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Life, Motivational

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  How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!

  Mark Twain

  Religious, Atheist, People

  "Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 2". Book by Mark Twain (p. 302), 2013.

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• Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

  Mark Twain

  Getting Older, Complaining, Growing

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• Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

  Mark Twain

  People, Joy

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• Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

  Mark Twain

  Communication, Opportunity, Missing

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• When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

  Mark Twain

  Father, Stupid, Men

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• To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.

  Mark Twain

  Kind, Persons

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• It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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  Optimism, Sometimes, Pessimist

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• If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

  Mark Twain

  Differences, Government, Voting

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• If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

  Mark Twain

  Motivational, Educational, Two

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.

  Mark Twain

  Future, Want, Ifs

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  Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Worry

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• The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

  Mark Twain

  Love, Inspirational, Life

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• Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation.

  Mark Twain

  Journey, Effort, Destination

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