Mark Twain Quotes - Page 2

• A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.

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  Kindness, Flower, Men

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• Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

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  Dirty, Pigs, Likes

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• If your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

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  Nails, Hammers, Tools

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• Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

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  Inspirational, Crazy, Differences

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• If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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  Life, Cheating, Funny Inspirational

  Mark Twain (2010). “Mark Twain's Own Autobiography: The Chapters from the North American Review”, p.43, Univ of Wisconsin Press

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• The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

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  Age, Aging, Remember

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• The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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  Inspirational, Life, New Beginnings

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• If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.

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  Future, Want, Ifs

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  Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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  Inspirational, Funny, Worry

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• The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.

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  Knowledge, People, World

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• To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.

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  Kind, Persons

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• Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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  Inspirational, Motivational, Change

  Mark Twain (2016). “The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain”, p.97, Chartwell

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• Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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  Life, Broken Heart, Heartbreak

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• The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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  Love, Inspirational, Life

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• The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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  Men, Thinking, Average

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• It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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  Optimism, Sometimes, Pessimist

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• If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it.

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  Criticism, Criticize, Ifs

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• Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

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  Inspirational, Life, Bullying

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• Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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  Funny, Hilarious, Witty

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• We have the best government that money can buy.

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  Funny, Sarcastic, Money

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• If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

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  Motivational, Educational, Two

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

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  Pride, Trouble, Temper

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• Tis Better to Sit there and LOOK the fool, than to open your mouth and prove it.

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  Looks, Mouths, Fool

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• If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

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  Ignorance, World, Bliss

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• Courage is not the lack of fear. It is acting in spite of it.

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  Inspirational, Life, Courage

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