My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
It is amazing that people who think we cannot afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, and medication somehow think that we can afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, medication and a government bureaucracy to administer it.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
The doctor of the future will no longer treat the human frame with drugs, but rather will cure and prevent disease with nutrition.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
The best doctor gives the least medicines.
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
It's supposed to be a secret, but I'll tell you anyway. We doctors do nothing. We only help. And encourage the doctor within.
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
As a medical doctor, it is my duty to evaluate the situation with as much data as I can gather and as much expertise as I have and as much experience as I have to determine whether or not the wish of the patient is medically justified.
Medicines cure diseases, but only doctors can cure patients.
My dear doctor, I am surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, as I have been practising all night.
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
Keep away from physicians. It is all probing and guessing and pretending with them. They leave it to Nature to cure in her own time, but they take the credit. As well as very fat fees.
As a physician, I know many doctors want to utilize new technology, but they find the cost prohibitive.
The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
Don't you know this, that words are doctors to a diseased temperment?
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Doctors don't know everything really. They understand matter, not spirit. And you and I live in the spirit.
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