It is amazing that people who think we cannot afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, and medication somehow think that we can afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, medication and a government bureaucracy to administer it.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
The doctor of the future will no longer treat the human frame with drugs, but rather will cure and prevent disease with nutrition.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
The best doctor gives the least medicines.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
As a physician, I know many doctors want to utilize new technology, but they find the cost prohibitive.
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
It's supposed to be a secret, but I'll tell you anyway. We doctors do nothing. We only help. And encourage the doctor within.
The doctor learns that if he gets ahead of the superstitions of his patients he is a ruined man; and the result is that he instinctively takes care not to get ahead of them.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'
I know a doctor who can give you a shot and you'll get over that cold you've got and get better in a day.
If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.
Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer.
When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
Foolish the doctor who despises the knowledge acquired by the ancients.
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
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