It is amazing that people who think we cannot afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, and medication somehow think that we can afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, medication and a government bureaucracy to administer it.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
The doctor of the future will no longer treat the human frame with drugs, but rather will cure and prevent disease with nutrition.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
The best doctor gives the least medicines.
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
It's supposed to be a secret, but I'll tell you anyway. We doctors do nothing. We only help. And encourage the doctor within.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell.
Each patient carries his own doctor inside him.
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.
When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much.
People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.
I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
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