I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.
Living without Laughing isn't living. Be silly. Be honest. Be Kind.
If silly things were not done, intelligent things would never happen.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do.
Be silly. Be honest. Be kind.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
It is one of my rules in life, never to notice what I don't understand.
There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid.
If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.
A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.
Travel far enough, you meet yourself.
The best things in life are silly.
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.
Do you ever make silly mistakes? It is one of my very few creative activities.
I am of a different mind ten times in the course of a day. But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away. When he tempts me with silly sins I say, 'Devil, yesterday I broke wind too. Have you written it down on your list?
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
In my insides, it really hurts if someone doesn't like me. It's silly.
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
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