Dumb Quotes

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  You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

  Erica Jong

  Love, Witty, Women

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• Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.

  George Carlin

  Running, Smart, Thinking

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• I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.

  Wanda Sykes

  Writing, Asking, Kind

  Source: www.elle.com

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• I keep re-watching Friends. It's so dumb. There's so much good TV and I'm really into all of it.

  Lissie

  Tvs

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• There is nothing Modern about doing dumb things for dumb reasons.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Dumb Things, Reason, Modern

  Hunter S. Thompson (2012). “Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness”, p.64, Pan Macmillan

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• It's fun to be the subservient character who is too dumb to know when to stop trying to win against the awesome superhero.

  Kyle Cassie

  Fun, Character, Winning

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• If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

  Terry Venables

  Funny, Soccer, Stupid

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• Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

  Goldie Hawn

  Stupid, Blonde, Ditzy

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• China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.

  Charles de Gaulle

  Country, Stupid, Silly

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• Without philosophy, history is always for me dead and dumb.

  Ferdinand Christian Baur

  Philosophy, Stupid

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• Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

  Brooke Shields

  Funny, Life, Witty

  Testimony at House of Representatives hearings on cigarette advertising, 25 June 1981

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• Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

  Lyndon B. Johnson

  Time, Fog, Gum

  Quoted in Richard Reeves, A Ford, Not a Lincoln (1975)

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• He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the loquacious, is a genius or a hero.

  Johann Kaspar Lavater

  Time, Stupid, Hero

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• Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

  Scott Adams

  Stupid, Enough, Dilbert

  "The Dilbert principle: a cubicle's-eye view of bosses, meetings, management fads & other workplace afflictions".

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• I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.

  Richard P. Feynman

  Stupid, Believe, Guy

  Richard P. Feynman (2015). “The Quotable Feynman”, p.290, Princeton University Press

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• If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Running, Stupid

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• Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

  George W. Bush

  Witty, Nature, Children

  "You've been a great audience ..." by Oliver Burkeman, www.theguardian.com. January 7, 2009.

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• I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.

  Jacques LeBlanc

  Funny, Stupid, History

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• I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Funny, Stupid, Clueless

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• I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

  Bill Watterson

  Stupid, Useless, Information

  "Calvin and Hobbes". Comic strip by Bill Watterson, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 18, 1985 – December 31, 1995.

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• Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

  Alan Minter

  Funny, Sports, Stupid

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• If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down.

  Elizabeth Taylor

  Stupid, Dollars, Enough

  "Elizabeth Taylor obituary" by Ronald Bergan, www.theguardian.com. March 23, 2011.

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• Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.

  Orson Welles

  Stupid, Simple, Thinking

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• So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

  Christina Aguilera

  Funny, Movie, Stupid

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• I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

  Terry Bradshaw

  Football, Stupid, Nfl

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