Dumb Quotes - Page 5

• They misunderestimated me.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Hilarious, Stupid

  "Top 10 Bushisms". content.time.com.

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• Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb!

  Courtney Love

  Music, Stupid, Self

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I think war is a dangerous place.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Peace, War

  "Bush praises Spain for war effort". www.cnn.com. May 8, 2003.

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• A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?

  Rudolf Nureyev

  Dance, Ballet, Partners

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.

  Barack Obama

  Powerful, War, Iraq War

  Speech Opposing the War in Iraq at Federal Plaza, delivered 2 October 2002, Chicago, Illinois

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• The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Stupid, Mean

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• I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.

  Patricia Neal

  Women, Memorable, Blonde

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• Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb.

  Brian Setzer

  Stupid, Voice, Trying

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• You have to get the audience invested even if you're doing something that they think is dumb, it's kind of what these movies are all about.

  Halle Berry

  Stupid, Thinking, Kind

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• It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Stupid, Race

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• I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

  Keanu Reeves

  Smart, Men, People

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• My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

  Chuck Nevitt

  Funny, Sports, Baby

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• I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Phoenix

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• So many shows out there dumb-down the country. It's so admirable to be part of a show that wants people to think.

  David Krumholtz

  Country, Stupid, Thinking

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is

  Arnold Rothstein

  Men, Why Not, Mobster

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• Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

  Dennis Rodman

  Funny, Sports, School

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• The number one job facing the middle class. And it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S.

  Joe Biden

  Jobs, Stupid, Class

  "Let's talk about Joe Biden" by Mark Goldblatt, www.nationalreview.com. October 28, 2008.

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• I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

  Cameron Diaz

  Funny, Stupid, Blonde

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• Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

  Plato

  Funny, Life, Sarcastic

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• I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

  Scott Adams

  Funny, Stupidity, Doubt

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• Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Stupid, Humorous

  George W. Bush's remarks on teaching American history and civic education at East Literature Magnet School in Nashville, Tennessee, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. September 17, 2002.

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• We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

  Jason Kidd

  Teamwork, Sports, Witty

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  Only dumb people are happy.

  Courtney Love

  Love, Stupid, People

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• This is a big f...ing deal!

  Joe Biden

  Bigs, Dumb Liberal, Deals

  "NBC Delicately Suggests Biden Is Known for 'Excessive Exuberance'". www.newsbusters.org. August 3, 2015.

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• We're seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point. Because if it evaporates to a certain point - they have lanes now where ships can go that couldn't ever sail through before. And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there's a lot of tundra that's being held down by that ice cap.

  Henry Waxman

  Reality, Ice, Environmental

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