Baby Quotes

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  If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

  Milton Berle

  Funny, Mothers Day, Hilarious

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• Sometimes,' said Pooh, 'the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.

  A. A. Milne

  Relationship, Sympathy, Heart

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• Every child begins the world again.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Children, Wish, World

  Henry David Thoreau (2012). “Walden; Or, Life in the Woods”, p.17, Courier Corporation

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• A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.

  Eda LeShan

  Inspirational, Dream, Children

  Eda J. LeShan (1967). “The Conspiracy Against Childhood”, New York : Atheneum

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• Three things remain with us from paradise: stars, flowers and children.

  Dante Alighieri

  Stars, Children, Flower

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• Children reinvent your world for you.

  Susan Sarandon

  Children, World, Baby Boy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.

  Martin Farquhar Tupper

  Peace, Spring, Angel

  Martin Farquhar Tupper (1839). “Proverbial philosophy: a book of thoughts and arguments”, p.272

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• A baby fills a hole in your heart that you didn't know was there.

  Trista Sutter

  Children, Heart, Holes

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• Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.

  Nuno Bettencourt

  Wonderful, Hardest, Wells

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• If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.

  Vincent Van Gogh

  Morning, Ocean, Eye

  Vincent van Gogh, Vincent Willem Gogh (1927). “The Letters of Vincent Van Gogh to His Brother, 1872-1886: With a Memoir by His Sister-in-law, J. Van Gogh-Bonger ...”

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• Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything.

  Giacomo Leopardi

  Children, Men, Childhood

  Giacomo Leopardi (2013). “Zibaldone”, p.288, Macmillan

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• A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.

  Victor Hugo

  Mothers Day, Mom, Mother Daughter

  Victor Hugo (2007). “Hugo's Works: Les Miserables (Fantine)”, p.160, Wildside Press LLC

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• It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

  Deepak Chopra

  Baby Boy, Newborn, Bliss

  Deepak Chopra (2010). “The Seven Spiritual Laws of Success: A Practical Guide to the Fulfillment of Your Dreams”, p.39, Amber-Allen Publishing

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• A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Motivational, Children, Lunatic

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• When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.

  Marie Osmond

  Inspirational, Marriage, Love Is

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• Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.

  Kate Douglas Wiggin

  God, Children, Newborn Child

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• Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep.

  H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

  Family, Good Night, Children

  "Fictional character: Jennifer Jareau". "Criminal Minds" ("Boxed In", Season 10, Episode 5), October 29, 2014.

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• Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

  Ronald Reagan

  Funny, Military, Humor

  Ronald Reagan, Bill Adler (1981). “The Reagan wit”, Jameson Books

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• One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.

  Georges Courteline

  Children, Two, People

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• A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

  Bill Vaughan

  Happiness, Children, Fun

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• When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.

  James M. Barrie

  Birthday, Laughter, Laughing

  Peter Pan act 1 (1928)

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• People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources-all creating an ever-present moistness in my life, which heretofore was mainly dry.

  Paul Reiser

  Children, Humorous, Parenting

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• Men are often bad, but babies never are.

  Louisa May Alcott

  Men, Baby Boy, Cute Baby

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• Babies are such a nice way to start people.

  Don Herold

  Relationship, Mom, Nice

  "Bewitched: Santa Comes to Visit and Stays and Stays". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 1969.

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• There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place.

  Virginia Clinton Kelley

  World, Spirit, Newborn

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