This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with a little bit of angelshine about them, and though it wears thin sometimes there is always enough left to lasso your heart.
I look at my kid, and one part of me wants to keep her as my little baby. But, y'know, the bottom line is she's 18!
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
A world to be born under your footsteps.
The more you give, the more you can give.
Life is a wheel. The more you give, the more you get back.
Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter.
A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.
Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition, but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.
Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.
Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.
Every child begins the world again.
The more you give, the more you live.
Children reinvent your world for you.
Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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