Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
My son wants to be Batman and he wants the Batman costume that comes in the mail. It has fake muscles in it, which is very disconcerting on a four-year-old.
You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists.
I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want any of the other stuff.
Can I get a fork?; There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there ARE no utensils AT Medieval Times- would you like a refill on your Pepsi? ;So there were no utensils but there was Pepsi?; Dude, I got a lot of tables to wait
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