Matthew Broderick Quotes

• Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

  Matthew Broderick

  Funny, Baby, Parenting

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• You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists.

  Matthew Broderick

  Fighting, Hands, Mind

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• I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want any of the other stuff.

  Matthew Broderick

  Want, Stuff, Fame

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• My son wants to be Batman and he wants the Batman costume that comes in the mail. It has fake muscles in it, which is very disconcerting on a four-year-old.

  Matthew Broderick

  Happy, Halloween, Son

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• Can I get a fork?; There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there ARE no utensils AT Medieval Times- would you like a refill on your Pepsi? ;So there were no utensils but there was Pepsi?; Dude, I got a lot of tables to wait

  Matthew Broderick

  Cheesy Love, Waiting, Pepsi

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