There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.
Children reinvent your world for you.
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it.
Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.
I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living, my baby you'll be.
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving.
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
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