There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.
Children reinvent your world for you.
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it.
Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.
Life is a wheel. The more you give, the more you get back.
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.
You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
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