You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Life is a wheel. The more you give, the more you get back.
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
The more you give, the more you can give.
Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving.
I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living, my baby you'll be.
Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
The more you give, the more you live.
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place.
Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.
A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.
I met a gypsy and she hipped me to some life game, To stimulate, then activate the left and right brain. Said, 'Baby boy, you only funky as your last cut. You focus on the past, your ass'll be a has-what.' That's one to live by, or either that's one to die to.
Dear Mama, don't cry, your baby boy's doin' good, Tell the homies I'm in heaven, and they ain't got hoods. Seen a show with Marvin Gaye last night, it had me shook, Drippin' peppermint Schnapps, with Jackie Wilson, and Sam Cooke.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others.
I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
Dear mama, yo baby boys doing fine tell the homies I'm in heaven and they aint got hoods.
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