One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
Many a family tree needs trimming
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
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