The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends