The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
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