We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
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