One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Many a family tree needs trimming
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
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