The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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