Kin Hubbard Quotes - Page 5

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• The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!

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  Select

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• If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.

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  Firsts, Succeed, Chance

  Kin Hubbard (1914). “Back Country Folks”

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• If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

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  Funny, Work, Vacation

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• No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.

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  Strong, Coffee, Black

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• Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.

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  Teacher, Entrepreneur, Dear

  "The Best of Kin Hubbard: Abe Martin's Sayings and Wisecracks, Abe's Neighbors, His Almanack, Comic Drawings".

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• Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

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  Funny, Enthusiasm, Fees

  Kin Hubbard (1917). “Abe Martin's Back Country Sayings”

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• Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower.

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  Thinking, Bees, Buzz

  "Reading I've Liked : A Personal Selection Drawn from Two Decades of Reading and Reviewing, Presented with an Informal Prologue and Various Commentaries". Book by Clifton Fadiman, 1941.

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• None but the brave can live with the fair.

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  Brave, Attractiveness, Fairs

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• Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

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  Money, Business, Currency

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• No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

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  Sick, Pet, Literature

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• The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.

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  Wife, Funny Marriage, Fellows

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• When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.

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  Mean, Names, Wish

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• Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose.

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  Honest, Folks, Stills

  "Short Furrows". Book by Kin Hubbard, 1911.

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• Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

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  Patience, Work, Lazy

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• You won't skid if you stay in a rut.

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  Ruts, Ifs

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• It's the good loser who finally loses out.

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  Literature, Losing, Loser

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• No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

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  Beauty, Witty, Women

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• We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.

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  Children, Tears, Want

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• Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

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  Ignorance, Bliss, Neighbor

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• Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.

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  Marriage, Husband, Bargains

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• Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.

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  Long, Guests, Popularity

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• A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.

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  Sympathy, Long, Cost

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• I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.

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  Women, Want, Shows

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• Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.

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  Government, Years, Editors

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• After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

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  School, Long, Literature

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