Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
Many a family tree needs trimming
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