Kin Hubbard Quotes - Page 6

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• There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

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  Vegetables, Way, Sound

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• The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.

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  Daughter, Women, Rich

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• It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.

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  Might, Poverty, Poor

  "Short Furrows" (1911)

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• Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?

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  Monday, Sunday, Remember

  Kin Hubbard (1923). “Comments of Abe Martin and His Neighbors: And Several More Or Less Helpful Essays Bearing Directly on a Variety of Important Matters”

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• It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.

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  Sex, Thinking, Differences

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• About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

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  People, Favors, Birth

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• Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.

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  Daughter, Worry, Parent

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• Politics makes strange post-masters.

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  Political, Politics, Strange

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• Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.

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  Literature, Habit, Caught

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• A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.

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  Advice, Cold, Annoying

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• It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations

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  Resignation, Seems

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• A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

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  Work, Buzz, Bees

  "The Modern Handbook of Humor". Book by Ralph Louis Woods, 1967.

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• All the world loves a good loser.

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  Love, World, Losing

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• Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.

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  Inspirational, Positive, Optimism

  "Peter's People and Their Marvelous Ideas". Book by Dr. Laurence J. Peter, 1979.

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• We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.

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  Jobs, Men, Self

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• There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

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  Boys, Aggravation, Literature

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• In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.

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  Style, Society, Late

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• Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.

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  Sweet, Gossip, Risk

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• Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.

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  Appearance, Being Pretty, Penalties

  "Abe Martin's Primer: The Collected Writings of Abe Martin and his Brown County, Indiana, Neighbors". Book by Kin Hubbard, 1914.

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• Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.

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  Drinking, Food, Alcohol

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• Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion

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  Jingles, Prosperity, Suspicion

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• If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.

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  Good Night, Together, Literature

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• All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

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  Would Be, Ems, Problem

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• The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

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  Funny, Uplifting, Mom

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• It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.

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  Games, Police, Today

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