The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.
Politics makes strange post-masters.
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
All the world loves a good loser.
We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.
Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
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