Annoying Quotes

• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

  Rita Rudner

  Love, Funny, Life

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• Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.

  Elsa Schiaparelli

  Funny, Fashion, Women

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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  The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

  Elizabeth Taylor

  Inspirational, Book, Beer

  FaceBook post by Elizabeth Taylor from Jun 23, 2016

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• I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

  Fred Allen

  Funny, Sarcastic, Humorous

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• You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.

  Robert Anton Wilson

  Love, Inspirational, Philosophy

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• Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

  Oscar Wilde

  Love, Inspirational, Funny

  Oscar Wilde (1947). “The Happy Prince”, p.16, New Line Publishing

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• If there is anything more annoying in the world than having people talk about you, it is certainly having no one talk about you.

  Oscar Wilde

  People, Gossip, World

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• There is no one who can give you wiser advice than you can give yourself: you will never make a slip, if you listen to your own heart.

  Marcus Tullius Cicero

  Wise, Wisdom, Philosophical

  "The Letters of Cicero: The Whole Extant Correspondence in Chronological Order".

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• Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.

  Moliere

  Husband, Law, Annoyed

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• But I think the only thing that annoys me about that is if I suddenly find someone on commercial radio or something like that, mimicking my voice or actions and trying to promote a product and pretending it's me doing it.

  Richie Benaud

  Thinking, Voice, Annoyed

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• This is New York, and there's no law against being annoying.

  William Kunstler

  New York, Law, Annoyed

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• People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.

  Howie Mandel

  People, Annoyed, World

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• There have been countless times where I've worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work.

  Gwyneth Paltrow

  Kids, Crawling, Has Beens

  "Gwyneth Paltrow: Losing Baby Weight Was ‘By Far Hardest Thing I’ve Ever Done’". www.huffingtonpost.com. November 07, 2010.

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• Medically speaking, there is no such thing as a nervous breakdown. Which is very annoying to discover when you're right in the middle of one.

  Marian Keyes

  Nervous, Middle, Breakdown

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• One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficulty of finding somebody to blame your problems on. And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Inspirational, Believe, Responsibility

  "Housewives, Sure, but What Makes Them Real?" by Neil Genzlinger, www.nytimes.com. May 15, 2011.

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• I'm always annoyed about why black people have to bear the brunt of everybody else's contempt. If we are not totally understanding and smiling, suddenly we're demons.

  Toni Morrison

  Smile, People, Annoyed

  Toni Morrison, Danille Kathleen Taylor-Guthrie (1994). “Conversations with Toni Morrison”, p.256, Univ. Press of Mississippi

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• It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.

  Ovid

  Honesty, Annoyed, Purpose

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• People will come up to me everywhere and say, 'Ah, I saw you on 'Larry King,'' and, 'Ah, I saw you on 'Oprah.'' And it's really nice, and a lot of people say, 'Is it a pain?' And I say 'No.' And it's not annoying.

  Mattie Stepanek

  Kings, Pain, Nice

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• I remember when I first started in the business, I lost a lot of friends. Some were jealous, some were annoyed at the fact that I was an actress.

  Amber Tamblyn

  Friends, Business, Jealous

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• All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we've tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they're probably right.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Children, Believe, Thinking

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• The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

  Joe Rogan

  Annoyed, Trying, Comic

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• There are probably more annoying things than being hectored about African development by a wealthy Irish rock star in a cowboy hat, but I can't think of one at the moment.

  Paul Theroux

  Stars, Cowboy, Thinking

  "Are U2 the last great rock'n'roll idealists?" by Luke Bainbridge, www.theguardian.com. August 08, 2009.

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• The whole character of Justin and the club life he lives - I have no experience with it. It's really foreign to me, which is annoying, but that's just how it is.

  Randy Harrison

  Character, Annoyed, Clubs

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• The more I get to do this character, the more I realize that she's not just annoying. It's that her strength is not interacting with people socially. She just doesn't have time because she has so much going on in her brain.

  Mary Lynn Rajskub

  Character, People, Brain

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• All that attention to the perfect lighting, the perfect this, the perfect that, I find terribly annoying.

  Meryl Streep

  Perfect, Annoyed, Attention

  "Meryl Streep on "Marvin's Room"". Interview with Henri Béhar, www.filmscouts.com. December 22, 1996.

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