Annoying Quotes

• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

  Rita Rudner

  Love, Funny, Life

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• Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.

  Elsa Schiaparelli

  Funny, Fashion, Women

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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  The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

  Elizabeth Taylor

  Inspirational, Book, Beer

  FaceBook post by Elizabeth Taylor from Jun 23, 2016

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• I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

  Fred Allen

  Funny, Sarcastic, Humorous

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• You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.

  Robert Anton Wilson

  Love, Inspirational, Philosophy

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• Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

  Oscar Wilde

  Love, Inspirational, Funny

  Oscar Wilde (1947). “The Happy Prince”, p.16, New Line Publishing

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• I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.

  Gwyneth Paltrow

  Funny, Epic, Who I Am

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• What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music, they decided in advance that they don't like it.

  Billie Joe Armstrong

  People, Annoyed, Arrogance

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• Being dubbed as a hunk sort of annoys me. It gives me a yucky feeling.

  Leonardo DiCaprio

  Giving, Annoyed, Feelings

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• Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Love, Family, Patterns

  P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.19, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• I don't like boys. They're kind of annoying.

  Michelle Wie

  Boys, Annoyed, Kind

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• I like Toronto a lot, it's a good city. The only thing that really annoys me about Toronto is that you're turning Maple Leaf Gardens into a grocery store, which is absolutely nothing short of disgusting.

  Rick Wakeman

  Garden, Cities, Annoyed

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• I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that.

  Hilary Duff

  Dad, Annoyed, Parent

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• I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes.

  Patricia Heaton

  Couple, Years, Annoyed

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• It is quite annoying that we have to change the sound we invented just to avoid sounding like people who simply copy us, but... it is flattering and of course challenging.

  Jonathan Davis

  People, Annoyed, Challenges

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• Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad. I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot things. Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying.

  Matthew Perry

  Fun, Character, Thinking

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• When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

  E. W. Howe

  Friendship, Relationship, Patience

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• Right now my mind is on the people who stole our instruments, and, specifically, the person with my guitar, which will no doubt end its days having Green Day songs worked out on it. A better fate was deserved - and while the reverence given to guitars annoys me, I shall miss it.

  Jonny Greenwood

  Song, Fate, Guitar

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• I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me.

  Gene Tierney

  Father, Annoyed, Luck

  Gene Tierney, Mickey Herskowitz (1979). “Self-portrait”, Peter Wyden

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• The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced.

  Andre Gide

  Bores You, Annoyed, Literature

  The journals, 1889-1949. Vol 2. (p. 20), 1956.

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• Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.

  Gilbert K. Chesterton

  Annoyed, Literature, Want

  "The Sleep of Trees". Book by Jane Yolen, 1980.

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• I had a hell of a time convincing people I was gay - which was so annoying!

  Portia de Rossi

  Gay, People, Hell

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy people, that it will make a difference because it seemed like such a lot of people so, yes I would have to say that it has done.

  Jo Brand

  Differences, People, Annoyed

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• I am what you might call abstractly anti-capitalist. For instance, I am suspicious of the old leftists who focus all their hatred on the United States. What about Chinese neo-colonialism? Why are the left silent about that? When I say this, it annoys them, of course. Good!

  Slavoj Žižek

  Focus, Hatred, Annoyed

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• All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.

  Graham Norton

  Home, Doors, People

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