Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
A little bit of beer is divine medicine.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
They who drink beer will think beer.
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.
I think this would be a good time for a beer.
I have respect for beer.
Good people drink good beer.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends