Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.
To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults.
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
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