Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
Foley looks like an un-made bed.
If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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