Jerry Lawler Quotes

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Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.

Jerry Lawler

Wrestling, Wwe, Helen

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

Jerry Lawler

Naughty, Wwe, Insulted

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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!

Jerry Lawler

Baby, Ugly, Window

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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

Jerry Lawler

Wrestling, Court, Pro Wrestling

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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.

Jerry Lawler

World, Next, Panties

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.

Jerry Lawler

School, Embarrassed

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

Jerry Lawler

Wrestler, Rings, Crosswords

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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?

Jerry Lawler

Smart, Sticks, Ifs

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

Jerry Lawler

Mom, Wwe, Faces

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Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.

Jerry Lawler

Kings, Husband, Wife

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You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

Jerry Lawler

Girl, Cadillacs, Pull Ups

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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.

Jerry Lawler

Girl, Philadelphia, Tourists

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

Jerry Lawler

Real, Wrestling, Light

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When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.

Jerry Lawler

Wwe, Cop, Goliath

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One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

Jerry Lawler

Girlfriend, Men, Trash

Jerry Lawler (2003). “It's Good to Be the King... Sometimes”, World Wrestling Entertainment

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When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.

Jerry Lawler

Light, Said, Young

Jerry Lawler (2003). “It's Good to Be the King... Sometimes”, World Wrestling Entertainment

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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.

Jerry Lawler

Wwe, Feet, Hollies

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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

Jerry Lawler

Legs, Arteries, Funk

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

Jerry Lawler

Wwe, Tic Tacs, Needs

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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

Jerry Lawler

Beer, Snakes, Jake

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

Jerry Lawler

Wrestling, Snakes, Jake

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Is he dancing or having a seizure?

Jerry Lawler

Wwe, Dancing, Seizures

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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.

Jerry Lawler

Cheating, Caught

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.

Jerry Lawler

Ems, Values

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!

Jerry Lawler

Girl, Mom, Father

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Born: November 29, 1949
Occupation: Professional Wrestler
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