Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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