Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.
Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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