Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do - that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
If goodness is its own reward, shouldn't we get a little something for being naughty?
And if I were a naughty little boy, the idea is to spank me into good behavior?
I'm a naughty sweetheart.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.
Mozart was a punk, which people seem to forget. He was a naughty, naughty boy.
Everybody is naughty, everybody is good.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.
If they play dirty, then you play dirty.
An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist.
Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.
I was quite naughty at school.
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
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