Naughty Quotes

• Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

  Gary Allan

  Christmas, Journey, Santa

  Song: Let's Be Naughty

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• I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do - that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.

  Diane Arbus

  Photography, Favorites Things, Firsts

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• A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

  Redd Foxx

  Girl, Legs

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• Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

  Yul Brynner

  Funny, Girl, Witty

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• Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

  Robert Rubin

  Funny, Sunglasses, Birth Control

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• If goodness is its own reward, shouldn't we get a little something for being naughty?

  Lauren Bacall

  Littles, Rewards, Goodness

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• And if I were a naughty little boy, the idea is to spank me into good behavior?

  Marquis de Sade

  Boys, Ideas, Littles

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• I'm a naughty sweetheart.

  Jessica Simpson

  Sweetheart

  "The Case for Jessica Simpson" by Lisa Taddeo, www.esquire.com. October 6, 2008.

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• Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wwe, Insulted, Coma

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• Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

  S. J. Perelman

  Love, Anniversary, Valentines Day

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• A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

  Chauncey Depew

  Funny, Women, Silly

  "FPA Book of Quotations : A New Collection of Famous Sayings". Book by Franklin Pierce Adams, 1952.

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• I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!

  Dreama Walker

  Girl, Badass, Selfish

  "Dreama Walker's Ultimate Middle School Revenge" by Justine Harman, www.elle.com. April 10, 2012.

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• I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person

  John Travolta

  Believe, Inspiration, Love And Marriage

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• An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.

  Alex Comfort

  Cards, Credit, Moral

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• Mozart was a punk, which people seem to forget. He was a naughty, naughty boy.

  Shirley Manson

  Boys, People, Forget

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• Everybody is naughty, everybody is good.

  Rob Lowe

  "New Again: Rob Lowe". Interview with Mike Sager, www.interviewmagazine.com. September 7, 2016.

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• I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Pain, Real

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• How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.

  William Shakespeare

  Positive, Kindness, Shining

  William Shakespeare (1936). “The Merchant of Venice”, p.46, CUP Archive

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• If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

  Lawrence Taylor

  Sports, Dirty, Play

  "Lawrence Taylor: Getting Blitzed" By Jon Robinson, www.ign.com. May 31, 2005.

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• An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist.

  David Greenberg

  Children, Taken, Modern Life

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• Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.

  Rachel Johnson

  Attention, Courses

  "Rachel Johnson: 'The "Boris's sister" thing pisses me off'". Interview with Elizabeth Day, www.theguardian.com. November 10, 2012.

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• I was quite naughty at school.

  Gemma Arterton

  School

  "From selling penny sweets to getting ROI from innovation: Idea Drop". Interview with Praseeda Nair, www.growthbusiness.co.uk. April 12, 2017.

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• We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.

  Art Hoppe

  Worry, Population, Birth Control

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• My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

  Emo Philips

  Relationship, Girlfriend, Eye

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• Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

  Laura Ingalls Wilder

  Easier, Sooner Or Later, Happens

  Laura Ingalls Wilder (200?). “The little house treasury”

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