Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do - that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
If goodness is its own reward, shouldn't we get a little something for being naughty?
And if I were a naughty little boy, the idea is to spank me into good behavior?
I'm a naughty sweetheart.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Everybody is naughty, everybody is good.
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person
I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!
Mozart was a punk, which people seem to forget. He was a naughty, naughty boy.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.
Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.
An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist.
If they play dirty, then you play dirty.
How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.
Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.
As Latinas, we tend to be overly partial considering stereotypes. I'm interested in being naughty and edgy.
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