Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do - that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.
And if I were a naughty little boy, the idea is to spank me into good behavior?
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.
Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.
If goodness is its own reward, shouldn't we get a little something for being naughty?
Mozart was a punk, which people seem to forget. He was a naughty, naughty boy.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
I'm a naughty sweetheart.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person
As Latinas, we tend to be overly partial considering stereotypes. I'm interested in being naughty and edgy.
An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
We can't blame children for occupying themselves with Facebook rather than playing in the mud. Our society doesn't put a priority on connecting with nature. In fact, too often we tell them it's dirty and dangerous.
How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!
I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.
I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.
They're naughty, all those writers - they mess around with people. I know James Gandolfini got a bit fed up on 'The Sopranos': if he said anything in front of a writer, told them a story from his life, it could make its way into the script.
Blank House was exactly a nice empty sheet where nothing was accountable because you were so naughty that you were in Blank House.
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