If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
Jails and prisons are designed to break human beings, to convert the population into specimens in a zoo - obedient to our keepers, but dangerous to each other.
If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.
No one truly knows a nation until one has been inside its jails. A nation should not be judged by how it treats its highest citizens but its lowest ones.
I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
You can jail a Revolutionary, but you can't jail the Revolution.
Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner.
On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.
Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.
A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards; as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push it.
I know not whether Laws be right,
Or whether Laws be wrong;
All that we know who be in jail
Is that the wall is strong;
And that each day is like a year,
A year whose days are long.
Writers in repressive societies are considered dangerous. That's why so many of them are in jail.
It sounds kind of strange, but Jail time was almost a good experience for me.
Addiction should never be treated as a crime. It has to be treated as a health problem. We do not send alcoholics to jail in this country. Over 500,000 people are in our jails who are nonviolent drug users.
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
Clinton has more important things to worry about. He not only risks being destroyed historically, like Afghanistan's Buddha statues; he also could end up going to jail.
Am I a criminal? The world knows I'm not a criminal. What are they trying to put me in jail for? You've lost common sense in this society because of religious fanaticism and dogma.
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
Every single person in jail for a violent crime had a nightmare childhood.
If a slave is unwilling to go with his new master, he is whipped, or locked up in jail, until he consents to go, and promises not to run away during the year.
They would almost throw the cops in jail when they tried to arrest me.
I was in chemical jail.
With random urinalysis, there's a clear choice - either get high or go to jail.
We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping.
Jail is much easier on people who have nothing.
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