Horny Quotes

• I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

  Gilda Radner

  Love, Creativity, Ignorance

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• The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.

  George William Curtis

  Teenage, Mistake, Believe

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• If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.

  Carlos Santana

  Moving, Challenges, Musician

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• There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.

  Colleen McCullough

  People, Way, Hell

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• Mine is the horny hand of toil.

  John Singer Sargent

  Hands, Toil, Mines

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• If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.

  Richard Pryor

  Heart, Checks, Ifs

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• When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.

  Penelope Spheeris

  Men, Hell, Imagine

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• No man is born into the world whose work Is not born with him. There is always work, And tools to work withal, for those who will; And blessed are the horny hands of toil.

  James Russell Lowell

  Work, Blessed, Men

  'A Glance Behind the Curtain' (1844)

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• I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

  Tom Waits

  Dawn, Cracks, Watches

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• I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.

  Johnny Bench

  Player, Bars, Walks

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• And blessed are the horny hands of toil.

  James Russell Lowell

  Blessed, Hands, Toil

  "A Glance Behind the Curtain" l. 205 (1843)

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• Ultimately, I want to make everyone horny.

  Patti Smith

  Music, Want

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• I would think, if you were horny enough, there'd come a time when it was hos before bros.

  Dana Gould

  Thinking, Enough, Bros

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• Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

  Adi Da

  Hilarious, Men, Two

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• You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny.

  Paula Cole

  Apples, Red, Compliment

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• I want a horny little Jewish princess.

  Frank Zappa

  Princess, Want, Littles

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• I like talking about sex. Especially when I'm horny, but even when I'm not.

  John Travolta

  Sex, Talking

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• I hate to blow my own horn, but I gave a lot of people fits.

  Bo Jackson

  Hate, Blow, People

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• I was horny, but I was innocent 'cause I was a real-late bloomer and not particularly attractive. In fact, homely.

  Patti Smith

  Real, Causes, Facts

  Source: www.oceanstar.com

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• I want people to FEEL something... If it's sadness, anger, horny, happiness whatever! As long as it doesn't just pass you by.

  Tove Lo

  Sadness, Long, People

  Source: www.coupdemainmagazine.com

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• They really make sex into such a horrible thing and how terrible anything related to sex is, but isn't that why we're all here? We wouldn't be here at all if two people in our past hadn't been horny for each other, that's how it works. So we can't continue unless people keep being horny for each other, that's just the way it is.

  Brad Warner

  Sex, Past, Two

  Source: theindiespiritualist.com

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• The coke made me incredibly horny.

  George Carlin

  Coke, Made

  Source: reprints.longform.org

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• I was so horny in school it felt like my body was filled with electricity. I felt like I had neon bones or something.

  Patti Smith

  School, Body, Neon

  Source: www.oceanstar.com

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• We shall not attempt to give the reader an idea of that tetrahedron nose-that horse-shoe mouth-that small left eye over-shadowed by a red bushy brow, while the right eye disappeared entirely under an enormous wart-of those straggling teeth with breaches here and there like the battlements of a fortress-of that horny lip, over which one of those teeth projected like the tusk of an elephant-of that forked chin-and, above all, of the expression diffused over the whole-that mixture of malice, astonishment, and melancholy. Let the reader, if he can, figure to himself this combination.

  Victor Hugo

  Horse, Eye, Expression

  Victor Hugo (18??). “The Novels of Victor Hugo: Profusely Illustrated with Elegant Wood Engravings”

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• Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.

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  Sherry Argov

  Three, Emotion, Hungry

  Sherry Argov, “Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl—A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship”

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