Pussy Quotes

• Got that super soaker pussy pop like cola coka. Plus it's tighter than a choker, got em smilin like the joker.

  Nicki Minaj

  Ems, Bragging, Chokers

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• Money and good pussy's a fatal attraction for men.

  Ja Rule

  Men, Evil, Fatal Attraction

  Song: Never Thought, Album: R.U.L.E., 2004

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• She call me the referee cause I be so official. My shirt aint got no stripes but I can make that pussy whistle.

  Drake

  Humble, Stripes, Causes

  "Song: Best I Ever Had". February 13, 2009.

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• I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand.

  Ted Nugent

  Hands, Strokes

  "Song: 'Cat Scratch Fever'". 1977.

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• You ain't as hard as you act. When I GPS 'pussy,' I end up at your welcome mat.

  Vakill

  Rap, Gps, Hip Hop

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• I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

  Bo Burnham

  Long, Dollars, Needs

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. December 19, 2013.

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• If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death.

  Dave Mustaine

  Suicide, Commit, Ifs

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• Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

  Redd Foxx

  Turkeys, Bobcats, Realizing

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• R.I.P. (Rest in pussy).

  Lil Wayne

  Hip Hop

  Song: Rich As Fuck, 2013

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• Call me Sunshine, pussy spread like the rainbow.

  Lil' Kim

  Sunshine, Rainbow, Call Me

  Song: Spend a Little Doe

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• Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-create art, build businesses, donate to charity, invent things, or do anything noteworthy-for any reason other than to impress women, and thus get them to have sex with us. If women didn't exist, we'd still just be naked grunting apes living in caves. In a very real way, pussy is the key to human civilization. You don't have to like it, but it's a fact; if you understand it, you understand men.

  Tucker Max

  Art, Sex, Real

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• Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks

  Phil Anselmo

  Beer, Dope, Drink

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• If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

  Katt Williams

  Funny, Humor, Car

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• Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system!

  Doug Stanhope

  Flaws, Mankind, Ultimate

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• It's nice having a heart and a pussy too!

  Michelle Rodriguez

  Nice, Heart

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• Some people say I'm a pussy. I say, you are what you eat.

  Peter Steele

  People

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• Some men don't eat pussy. I think those men are pussies.

  CJ Roberts

  Men, Thinking

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• Money doesn’t just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better pussy — it also makes you a better person.

  Jordan Belfort

  Car, Better Person, Better Life

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• The power of pussy, that's why niggaz get their hair cut.

  R. Kelly

  Cutting, Hair, Quality

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• Pussy power's pulling me down, down, down, down. When it's there and I can't have it, I get real real rabid.

  Iggy Pop

  Real, Pulling, I Can

  Song: Pussy Power

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• I stay higher than giraffe pussy

  Gucci Mane

  Weed, Rap, Giraffe

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• That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.

  Doug Stanhope

  Cocaine, Easy, Illegal

  "Doug Stanhope: No Refunds". www.imdb.com. 2007.

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• Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!" At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.

  Tucker Max

  Guy, Trying, Sides

  Source: www.complex.com

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• Give 'em a pussy invite.

  Lil' Kim

  Sex, Giving, Ems

  "Do What You Like". Song by Larceny, K. Raphael, Kimberly Jones, Jamel Fisher, James Lloyd, 2000.

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• They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.

  Jim Norton

  Funny, Humor, Cartoon

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