That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.
If you don't know where you're going any road will do
I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?
I don't drink, I don't smoke and I don't party.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.
I don't drink. I don't do drugs.
I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Many contemporary authors drink more than they write.
Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
Authority pisses me off. I think everyone should be able to drink and get loud whenever they want.
American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957.
I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.
Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine; Or leave a kiss but in the cup And I'll not look for wine.
I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
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