That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
Drunken with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will. But be drunken.
What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Many contemporary authors drink more than they write.
Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
Authority pisses me off. I think everyone should be able to drink and get loud whenever they want.
American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957.
I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.
Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine; Or leave a kiss but in the cup And I'll not look for wine.
I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!
I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.
The air we breathe, the water we drink, and the land we inhabit are not only critical elements in the quality of life we enjoy - they are a reflection of the majesty of our Creator.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.
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