That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.
The air we breathe, the water we drink, and the land we inhabit are not only critical elements in the quality of life we enjoy - they are a reflection of the majesty of our Creator.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.
I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink to much it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.
Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
In Hollywood everything is so documented. If you go for a drink with somebody, it's passed around the world so quickly
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