Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.
What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.
My nerves could use a drink.
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
Drinking is a way of ending the day.
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.
Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
I don't smoke, don't drink much, and go to the gym five times a week. I live a healthy lifestyle and feel great. I can run a marathon, you know.
Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.
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