My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.
There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
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