I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.
Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.
The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.
I don't trust people who don't use profanity.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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