Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.
You can't find the answers on the bottom of a whiskey glass, but if you look hard enough you'll forget the questions.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.
Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey
The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad - but whiskey!
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.
I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don't get you then the whiskey must.
I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
Whisky making is an act of cooperation between the blessings of nature and the wisdom of man.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.
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