Whiskey Quotes - Page 6

• When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

  W. C. Fields

  Drinking, Hands, Whisky

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• whiskey makes the heart beat faster but it sure doesn't help the mind and isn't it funny how you can ache just from the deadly drone of existence?

  Charles Bukowski

  Heart, Mind, Drones

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• I usually keep a bottle of whiskey. I'm not a big drinker, but I feel like it's important to have.

  Rebecca Ward

  Important, Bottles, Bigs

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• A woman warm and willing is what I'm looking for, cause the whiskey ain't working anymore.

  Travis Tritt

  Alcohol, Drug, Causes

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• You'll be my glass of wine
  I'll be your shot of whiskey

  Blake Shelton

  Country, Song, Wine

  Song: Honey Bee, Album: Red River Blue, 2011

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• I love whiskey, and I'm a big fan of 'Mad Men,' so anything that Don Draper does, I like to do. But I want Don Draper to get back to where he was in the first season. I like him married and gallivanting around.

  Charles Kelley

  Men, Mad, Want

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• I still have a little whiskey left and therefore a chance.

  Charles Bukowski

  Drinking, Littles, Chance

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• ... Wild Bill had his faults, grievous ones, perhaps ... He would get drunk, gamble, and indulge in the general licentiousness characteristic of the border in the early days, yet even when full of the vile libel of the name of whiskey which was dealt over the bars at exorbitant prices, he was gentle as a child, unless aroused to anger by intended insults. ... He was loyal in his friendship, generous to a fault, and invariably espoused the cause of the weaker against the stronger one in a quarrel.

  Jack Crawford

  Children, Names, Indulge In

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• Haven't you learned yet that I put something more than whisky into my speeches.

  Winston Churchill

  Speech, Whisky, Havens

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• Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted.

  Jackson Rathbone

  Stupid, Lust, And Love

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The one conclusion I have reached is that whiskey is a great leveler. You might be a hotshot advertising executive or a lowly foundry worker, but if you cannot hold your drink, you are just a drunkard.

  Vikas Swarup

  Alcohol, Might, Advertising

  Vikas Swarup (2008). “Q & A: A Novel”, p.134, Simon and Schuster

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• Whiskey claims to itself alone the exclusive office of sot-making.

  Thomas Jefferson

  Office, Claims, Exclusive

  Thomas Jefferson, Henry Augustine Washington (1854). “The Writings of Thomas Jefferson: Correspondence, cont”, p.285

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• Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

  Sam Snead

  Golf, Dimes, Nickels

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• Consider the death of Princess Diana. This accident involved an English citizen, with an Egyptian boyfriend, crashed in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian, who was drunk on Scotch whiskey, followed closely by Italian paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, and finally treated with Brazilian medicines by an American doctor. In this case, even leaving aside the fame of the victims, a mere neighborhood canvass would hardly have completed the forensic picture, as it might have a generation before.

  Mark Riebling

  Princess, Italian, Medicine

  "The New Paradigm: Merging Law Enforcement and Intelligence Strategies". Center for Policing Terrorism, January 2006.

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• Whiskey: a torchligh procession marching down your throat.

  George William Russell

  Throat, Procession

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• I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

  Dean Martin

  Two, Bottles, Juice

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• Whiskey don't make liars
  it just makes fools.

  James McMurtry

  Liars, Fool

  Song: Too Long in the Wasteland

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• The giant imaginary bottle of whiskey is with me.

  Rocko

  Giants, Bottles, Imaginary

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• God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

  Kinky Friedman

  World

  Kinky Friedman (1993). “Kinky Friedman: Three Complete Mysteries : Greenwich Killing Time/a Case of Lone Star/When the Cat's Away”, Outlet

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• I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.

  Garth Brooks

  Friendship, Beer, Lows

  Song: I Got Friends In Low Places

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• Rich, 'the Old Man said dreamily, 'is not baying after what you can't have. Rich is having the time to do what you want to do. Rich is a little whiskey to drink and some food to eat and a roof over your head and a fish pole and a boat and a gun and a dollar for a box of shells. Rich is not owing any money to anybody, and not spending what you haven't got.

  Robert Ruark

  Gun, Men, Hunting

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• I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey.

  Jerry Garcia

  Beer, Bottles, Red

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• Well I was born a rambler friends, and I intend to die that way. It could be twenty years from now it could be most any day. But if there ain't no whiskey and wimen lord behind those heavenly doors, I'm gonna take my chances down below and of that you can be sure.

  Townes Van Zandt

  Doors, Years, Twenties

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• She spilled whiskey on her shirt, she gon have to get it cleaned. She been going way to hard, someone has to intervene.

  Drake

  Party, Drinking, Humble

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• It was a place of sin, loose women, whiskey and gambling. It was no place for a good Presbyterian, and I did not long remain one.

  Mark Twain

  Gambling, Long, Sin

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