Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.
I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.
If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable.
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
Vodka is kind of a hobby.
Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.
Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
This drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work and physical activity can return their life forces by this drink much sooner than by nourishment. ... It works as a diuretic, an appetizer, an antitoxin.
A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.
The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.
Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka.
The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Apparently vodka helps flowers last longer when they're dying. But you can put vodka in anything and it'll make it better.
That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.
We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards.
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