Vodka Quotes

• There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

  Mick Jagger

  Alcohol, Absolutes

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  I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.

  Anthony Hopkins

  Workout, Lying, Glasses

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  I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

  Ron White

  Inspirational, Funny, Encouraging

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again". Comedy, Documentary, www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

  Ron White

  Funny, Giving, I Believe

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again". Comedy, Documentary, www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

  Gina Barreca

  Wine, Chocolate, Cheesy

  Gina Barreca (2009). “It's Not That I'm Bitter . . .: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Visible Panty Lines and Conquered the World”, p.13, Macmillan

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• I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.

  Franz Kafka

  Sea, Wish, Knows

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• If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable.

  Jann Arden

  Wine, Vegetables, Fruit

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• Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

  Nathan Lane

  Shots, Hoping For The Best

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• Vodka is kind of a hobby.

  Betty White

  Women, Drunk, Hobbies

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• Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.

  Anton Chekhov

  Literature, Eccentric, Turns

  "The Little Trilogy: The Man in a Case, Gooseberries, about Love". Book by Anton Chekhov, 1898.

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  Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Funny, Witty, Clever

  Ernest Hemingway (2008). “The Good Life According to Hemingway”, Ecco

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• A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

  Ian Fleming

  Dry, Martini, Mediums

  Dr. No ch. 14 (1958).

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• This drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work and physical activity can return their life forces by this drink much sooner than by nourishment. ... It works as a diuretic, an appetizer, an antitoxin.

  Carl Linnaeus

  Tired, Return, Drink

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• Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

  Garrison Keillor

  Memorable

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• The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.

  Richard Owen

  Relationship, Bottles, Mystical

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• People think they don’t understand math, but it’s all about how you explain it to them. If you ask a drunkard what number is larger, 2/3 or 3/5, he won’t be able to tell you. But if you rephrase the question: what is better, 2 bottles of vodka for 3 people or 3 bottles of vodka for 5 people, he will tell you right away: 2 bottles for 3 people, of course.

  Israel Gelfand

  Math, Thinking, Numbers

  "Excerpt: 'Love and Math'" by Edward Frenkel, www.nytimes.com. November 18, 2013.

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• Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

  Jim Butcher

  Laughter, Laughing, Sanity

  Jim Butcher (2010). “Changes: A Novel of the Dresden Files”, p.217, Penguin

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• I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

  Winston Churchill

  Military, Drinking, Taken

  In Quentin Reynolds By Quentin Reynolds (1964) ch. 11

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• I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

  Daniel Craig

  Martini, Knows

  "Daniel Craig is James Bond in Casino Royale". Interview with Julian Roman, www.movieweb.com. November 12, 2006.

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  Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Funny, Life, Drinking

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• Apparently vodka helps flowers last longer when they're dying. But you can put vodka in anything and it'll make it better.

  Drew Barrymore

  Flower, Dying, Helping

  Source: www.elle.com

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• Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka.

  Viktor Chernomyrdin

  Drinking, Wine, Needs

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• Vicodin and vodka the breakfast of champion's.

  George Allen

  Nfl, Champion, Breakfast

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• Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

  Fuzzy Zoeller

  Pain, Mind, Doe

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• We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards.

  Philip Sington

  Coffee, Way, Drank

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