Vodka Quotes

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  I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.

  Anthony Hopkins

  Workout, Lying, Glasses

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  I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

  Ron White

  Inspirational, Funny, Encouraging

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again". Comedy, Documentary, www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

  Mick Jagger

  Alcohol, Absolutes

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• Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

  Gina Barreca

  Wine, Chocolate, Cheesy

  Gina Barreca (2009). “It's Not That I'm Bitter . . .: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Visible Panty Lines and Conquered the World”, p.13, Macmillan

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• If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

  Ron White

  Funny, Giving, I Believe

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again". Comedy, Documentary, www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable.

  Jann Arden

  Wine, Vegetables, Fruit

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• Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.

  Anton Chekhov

  Literature, Eccentric, Turns

  "The Little Trilogy: The Man in a Case, Gooseberries, about Love". Book by Anton Chekhov, 1898.

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  Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Funny, Witty, Clever

  Ernest Hemingway (2008). “The Good Life According to Hemingway”, Ecco

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• Vodka is kind of a hobby.

  Betty White

  Women, Drunk, Hobbies

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• A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

  Ian Fleming

  Dry, Martini, Mediums

  Dr. No ch. 14 (1958).

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• I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.

  Franz Kafka

  Sea, Wish, Knows

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• This drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work and physical activity can return their life forces by this drink much sooner than by nourishment. ... It works as a diuretic, an appetizer, an antitoxin.

  Carl Linnaeus

  Tired, Return, Drink

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• The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.

  Richard Owen

  Relationship, Bottles, Mystical

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• People think they don’t understand math, but it’s all about how you explain it to them. If you ask a drunkard what number is larger, 2/3 or 3/5, he won’t be able to tell you. But if you rephrase the question: what is better, 2 bottles of vodka for 3 people or 3 bottles of vodka for 5 people, he will tell you right away: 2 bottles for 3 people, of course.

  Israel Gelfand

  Math, Thinking, Numbers

  "Excerpt: 'Love and Math'" by Edward Frenkel, www.nytimes.com. November 18, 2013.

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• Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

  Garrison Keillor

  Memorable

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• I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

  Daniel Craig

  Martini, Knows

  Source: www.movieweb.com

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• Vicodin and vodka the breakfast of champion's.

  George Allen

  Nfl, Champion, Breakfast

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• I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

  Winston Churchill

  Military, Drinking, Taken

  In Quentin Reynolds By Quentin Reynolds (1964) ch. 11

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• We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards.

  Philip Sington

  Coffee, Way, Drank

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• Even when I was dizzy with vodka, that smile never failed to make my heart speed up.

  Richelle Mead

  Heart, Dizzy, Speed

  Richelle Mead (2010). “Succubus Shadows”, p.3, Kensington Publishing Corp.

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  Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Funny, Life, Drinking

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• Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

  Fuzzy Zoeller

  Pain, Mind, Doe

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• I'm partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon.

  Cate Blanchett

  Nice, Makeup, Simple

  "Meet the Real Cate Blanchett". Interview with Bobbi Brown, www.yahoo.com. September 17, 2014.

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• Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka.

  Viktor Chernomyrdin

  Drinking, Wine, Needs

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• I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.

  Sylvia Plath

  Powerful, Drinking, Thinking

  Sylvia Plath (2016). “The Bell Jar”, p.8, Hamilton Books

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