Fuzzy Zoeller Quotes

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• Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

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  Jobs, Yesterday, Tomorrow

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• That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when he gets in here? You pat him on the back and say congratulations and enjoy it and tell him not serve fried chicken next year. Got it? [...] Or collard greens or whatever the hell they serve.

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  Congratulations, Golf, Winning

  "Golfer says comments about Woods 'misconstrued'". www.cnn.com. April 21, 1997.

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• You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

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  Golf, Screw Ups, Not Afraid

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• I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

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  Golf, Thinking, Heaven

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• The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

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  Senior, Golf, Ends

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• I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

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  Real, Rain, Hard Work

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• I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better than me, so I put out my hand and played whatever club he put in it. I'd say, "How hard do I hit it?" He'd tell me and I'd swing. The guys who come down here once a year and try to get smart with Mr. Jones' course are the dumb ones.

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  Smart, Golf, Swings

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• A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren't comfortable. There's one surefire way to get over that, and it's to ask yourself, 'What if I beat him?' Imagine the possibility.

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  Player, What If, Way

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• Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

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  Pain, Mind, Doe

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• Because you pray after you play.

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  Golf, Play, Praying

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• If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body.

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  Letting Go, Mind, Body

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• I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

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  Golf, Missing, Facts

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• It's nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you've done something good.

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  Nice, Done, Clubs

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• Arnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet.

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  Golf, Bigger, Jet

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• Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

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  Stuff, Life Is, Cherries

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• I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.

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  Fun, Hate, Golf

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• I'm not a great player, but I'm a damn good one.

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  Player, Damn, Damn Good

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• I realize I'm not a machine. I'm going to make mistakes.

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  Mistake, Making Mistakes, Machines

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• I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.

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  Years, Know Me, Knows

  "Golfer says comments about Woods 'misconstrued'". www.cnn.com. April 21, 1997.

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• If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.

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  Long, Ego, Doubt

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• You would think that Freddy Couples-Nick Price would be the team to beat, but I'll tell you in skins, it's a matter of just hitting it at the right time.

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  Couple, Team, Thinking

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• There is something magical about that green coat. I mean that sincerely. It's a very special week, and being able to wear that green jacket. It's made my whole career. It's special.

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  Mean, Careers, Special

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• When things are going good they just keep going good.

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  Keep Going

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• They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.

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  Eye, Golf, Amen

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• The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

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  Keys, Vodka, Categories

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