One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.
One martini is just right. Two martinis are too many. Three martinis are never enough.
Bright was the light of my last martini on my moral horizon
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.
The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet.
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis
I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.
When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there's no holding me.
There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.
This is an excellent martini — sort of tastes like it isn't there at all, just a cold cloud.
A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, How do you like it up here? The priest says, If it wasn't for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I'd be lost. Bishop, would you like a martini? Yes. Rosary, get the bishop a martini!
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
They say that a martini is like a woman's breast. One ain't enough and three is too many.
If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.
A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel. Got it?
I should like to elbow aside the established pieties and raise my martini glass in salute to the mortal arts of pleasure.
Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'
The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency.
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