One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.
When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there's no holding me.
One martini is just right. Two martinis are too many. Three martinis are never enough.
I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.
The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet.
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
This is an excellent martini — sort of tastes like it isn't there at all, just a cold cloud.
Bright was the light of my last martini on my moral horizon
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, How do you like it up here? The priest says, If it wasn't for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I'd be lost. Bishop, would you like a martini? Yes. Rosary, get the bishop a martini!
They say that a martini is like a woman's breast. One ain't enough and three is too many.
A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel. Got it?
I should like to elbow aside the established pieties and raise my martini glass in salute to the mortal arts of pleasure.
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.
I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world.
A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.
You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there.
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