Noel Coward Quotes

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• It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

  Noel Coward

  Honesty, Lying, People

  Noel Coward (1979). “Plays, four”, Methuen Drama

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• A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

  Noel Coward

  Glasses, Perfect, Martini

  "The Martini: the epitome of cocktail-hour refinement" by Henry Jeffreys, www.theguardian.com. June 5, 2015.

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• Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

  Noel Coward

  Hard Work, People, Faith In Yourself

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• My importance to the world is relatively small. On the other hand, my importance to myself is tremendous. I am all I have to work with, to play with, to suffer and to enjoy. It is not the eyes of others that I am wary of, but of my own. I do not intend to let myself down more than I can possibly help, and I find that the fewer illusions I have about myself or the world around me, the better company I am for myself.

  Noel Coward

  War, Eye, Hands

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

  Noel Coward

  Funny, Humor, Long

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• Work is much more fun than fun.

  Noel Coward

  Inspirational, Fun, Work

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• Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.

  Noel Coward

  Sex, Women, Should

  Private Lives act 3 (1930)

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• Consider the public. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then if you must, make it laugh, make it cry, but above all never, never, never bore the living hell out of it.

  Noel Coward

  Laughing, Theatre, Cry

  Noel Coward, Barry Day (2009). “The Essential Noël Coward Compendium: The Very Best of His Work, Life and Times”, p.73, A&C Black

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• Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

  Noel Coward

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• I will accept anything in the theatre . . . provided it amuses or moves me. But if it does neither, I want to go home.

  Noel Coward

  Moving, Home, Theatre

  Noel Coward, Barry Day (2009). “The Essential Noël Coward Compendium: The Very Best of His Work, Life and Times”, p.73, A&C Black

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• It is my considered opinion that the human race (soi disant) is cruel, idiotic, sentimental, predatory, ungrateful, ugly, conceited and egocentric to the last ditch and that the occasional discovery of an isolated exception is as deliciously surprising as finding a sudden brazil nut in what you know to be five pounds of vanilla creams. These glorious moments, although not making life actually worth living, perhaps, at least make it pleasanter.

  Noel Coward

  Conceited, Discovery, Nuts

  Noel Coward (2008). “The Letters of Noel Coward”, p.39, Vintage

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• You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

  Noel Coward

  Age, Amazed, Cease

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• Familiarity breeds contempt, but without a little familiarity it's impossible to breed anything.

  Noel Coward

  Sex, Littles, Impossible

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• To take a gloomy view of life is not part of my philosophy; to laugh at the idiocies of my fellow creatures is. However, at this particular moment I cannot find so much to laugh at as I would like.

  Noel Coward

  Philosophy, Writing, Views

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• I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

  Noel Coward

  Drinking, Beer, Alcohol

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• Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

  Noel Coward

  Witty, Writing, Caviar

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• How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired.

  Noel Coward

  Nature, Travel, Flight

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• Thousands of people have talent. I might as well congratulate you for having eyes in your head. The one and only thing that counts is: Do you have staying power?

  Noel Coward

  Eye, Power, People

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• Grab it while you can — grab every scrap of happiness while you can

  Noel Coward

  Scrap

  Noel Coward (1952). “Play Parade”

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• But why, oh why, do the wrong people travel, when the right people stay at home?

  Noel Coward

  Travel, Home, People

  Noel Coward (1973). “A Last Encore”, Boston : Little, Brown

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• I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

  Noel Coward

  Funny, Marriage, Sometimes

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• Christmas is at our throats again.

  Noel Coward

  Stupidity, Throat

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• I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

  Noel Coward

  Birthday, Tuesday, Age

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• Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?

  Noel Coward

  Drinking, Breakfast, Champagne

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• I do not intend to let myself down more than I can possibly help, and I find that the fewer illusions I have about myself or the world around me, the better company I am for myself.

  Noel Coward

  World, Helping, Illusion

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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