There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
A cocktail will never be better than its cheapest ingredient.
One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.
There are two kinds of people in this world: Michael Jackson fans and losers.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
My dad never blew anything up, but he probably had friends who did. He and my mom have always preached that the pen is mightier than a Molotov cocktail.
They want to go to the bar and eat a few snacks, have a couple of cocktails or glasses of wine, and go home. People don't sit down at the table and have a whole three or four courses.
Sibelius justified the austerity of his old age by saying that while other composers were engaged in manufacturing cocktails, he offered the public pure cold water.
Whereas most other modern composers are engaged in manufacturing cocktails of every hue and description, I offer the public cold spring water.
When I made my theoretical model, I could not have guessed that people would try to realise it with Molotov cocktails.
Have you ever noticed it for some reason you want to feel completely out of step with the rest of the world, the only thing to do is sit around a cocktail lounge for the afternoon?
Life's just a cocktail party - on the street.
Writing a novel is not method acting and I find it easy to step out of it at cocktail hour.
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