One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
A cocktail will never be better than its cheapest ingredient.
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.
There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Cocktails are society's most enduring invention!
Have you ever noticed it for some reason you want to feel completely out of step with the rest of the world, the only thing to do is sit around a cocktail lounge for the afternoon?
If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that guns him down.
Writing a novel is not method acting and I find it easy to step out of it at cocktail hour.
I suppose my look, the way I play - you combine all that sort of stuff and that makes people interested in what I actually do. So then, when off-the-field stuff happens... I suppose it's one of those cocktail mixes.
It is possible to stand around with a cocktail in one's hand and talk with everyone, which means with no one.
You have cocktails for 250,000 people when millions upon millions are sick.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Mix one part Denzel Washington and two parts Eva Mendes and you have a nice hot cocktail.
The truth is I hate cocktail parties when the only person I know is my supposed date, and he abandons me the minute we come in the door.
We had cocktail parties and I'd stay up until 5 in the morning.
Cocktail music is accepted as audible wallpaper.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
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