Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Never trust any complicated cocktail that remains perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds.
Whereas most other modern composers are engaged in manufacturing cocktails of every hue and description, I offer the public cold spring water.
Sibelius justified the austerity of his old age by saying that while other composers were engaged in manufacturing cocktails, he offered the public pure cold water.
When I made my theoretical model, I could not have guessed that people would try to realise it with Molotov cocktails.
My dad never blew anything up, but he probably had friends who did. He and my mom have always preached that the pen is mightier than a Molotov cocktail.
They want to go to the bar and eat a few snacks, have a couple of cocktails or glasses of wine, and go home. People don't sit down at the table and have a whole three or four courses.
The truth is I hate cocktail parties when the only person I know is my supposed date, and he abandons me the minute we come in the door.
Writing a novel is not method acting and I find it easy to step out of it at cocktail hour.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
I suppose my look, the way I play - you combine all that sort of stuff and that makes people interested in what I actually do. So then, when off-the-field stuff happens... I suppose it's one of those cocktail mixes.
It is possible to stand around with a cocktail in one's hand and talk with everyone, which means with no one.
Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that guns him down.
You have cocktails for 250,000 people when millions upon millions are sick.
Mix one part Denzel Washington and two parts Eva Mendes and you have a nice hot cocktail.
We had cocktail parties and I'd stay up until 5 in the morning.
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