Scotch Quotes

• I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

  Humphrey Bogart

  Halloween, Drinking, Bad Ass

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

  Mark Twain

  Drinking, Wine, Alcohol

  Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.37, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

  George Burns

  Funny, Music, People

  George Burns (1980). “Living It Up”, Berkley

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• Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.

  Anne Taintor

  Laughter, Medicine, Said

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• One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.

  Peter Alliss

  Rain, Scotland, Good Things

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• The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man's determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full the senses with which he has been endowed.

  David Daiches

  Determination, Drinking, Men

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• Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Witty, Clever

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.

  Lou Reed

  Drinking, Love Is, Alcohol

  Song: The Power of Positive Drinking, Album: Growing Up in Public

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• Give me a scotch, I'm starving.

  Robert Downey, Jr.

  Giving, Starving, Give Me

  "Fictional character: Tony Stark". "Iron Man", www.imdb.com. 2008.

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• There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.

  William Faulkner

  Drinking, Whiskey, Whisky

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• Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.

  W. C. Fields

  Water, Needs, Fishes

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• Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

  Johnny Carson

  Dog, Bottles, Whiskey

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• The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

  James Joyce

  Fall, Glasses, Light

  "Best-loved Joyce".

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• I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

  Mark Twain

  Drinking, Night, Alcohol

  Mark Twain (2012). “The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations”, p.42, Courier Corporation

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• My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Missing, Bottles, Six

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• Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

  Warren Ellis

  Morning, Angel, Alcohol

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• Scotch Whisky is about the only thing left that is guaranteed to bring comfort to mankind.

  Robert Boothby, Baron Boothby

  Food, Scotch Whisky, Cooking

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• There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky

  R. H. Bruce Lockhart

  Two, Likes, Naked

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• Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?

  Stephen Colbert

  Years, Hey, Down And

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• Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa?

  Mae West

  Littles, Sofas, Come Up

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• I like my whisky old and my women young.

  Errol Flynn

  Drinking, Whiskey, Funny Alcohol

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• Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Drinking, Dirty, Food

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• No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

  H. L. Mencken

  Marriage, Men, Scotch Whisky

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• Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

  F. Scott Fitzgerald

  Drinking, Wine, Alcohol

  "Facepaint, champagne and antelope skin - writers' oddball quirks revealed" by Charlotte Seager, www.theguardian.com. July 23, 2015.

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• I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

  Tommy Cooper

  Three, Whiskey, Lost

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