When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
Well behaved women do not make history.
Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.
Never mind about the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches.
Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you.
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Sex is emotion in motion.
A hard man is good to find.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
We're intellectual opposites. Well, I'm intellectual and you're opposite.
You are never too old to become younger!
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