Mae West Quotes - Page 6

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• He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.

  Mae West

  Funny, Sarcastic, Men

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• You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

  Mae West

  Girl, Sarcastic, Witty

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• Never ask a man where he has been.

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  Men, Has Beens, Asks

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

  Mae West

  Money, Wages, Remember

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• A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

  Mae West

  Relationship, Confidence, Sarcastic

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

  Mae West

  Sarcastic, Witty, Humorous

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• I've always taken men just as I found 'em, and thank heavens I've been able to find 'em.

  Mae West

  Taken, Men, Heaven

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• Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you

  Mae West

  Inspiration, Writing, Baths

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• I’ve been things and I've seen places.

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• Look your best - who said love is blind?

  Mae West

  Inspiring, Anniversary, Sexy

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• I like a man what takes his time.

  Mae West

  Sex, Men

  Mae West (1959). “Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography”, Chelsea House

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• A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

  Mae West

  Love, Funny, Life

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.

  Mae West

  Men, Different, Mets

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

  Mae West

  Coffee, Cups, Euthanasia

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• A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

  Mae West

  Funny, Money, Math

  1940 Line spoken in My Little Chickadee.

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• I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

  Mae West

  Hate, Men, Young

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

  Mae West

  Funny, Diaries, Someday

  Every Day's a Holiday (motion picture) (1937) See Proverbs 159

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• I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.

  Mae West

  Love, Funny, Sarcastic

  Mae West (1959). “Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography”, Chelsea House

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• I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

  Mae West

  Sarcastic, Witty, Real

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.

  Mae West

  Sarcastic, Dream, Witty

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• Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune. . . . Ah, you can be had.

  Mae West

  Home, Evening, Fortune

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• It takes two to get one in trouble.

  Mae West

  Two, Trouble

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

  Mae West

  Opportunity, Men, Giving

  Mae West (1959). “Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography”, Chelsea House

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• I never needed Panavision and stereophonic sound to woo the world. I did it in black and white on a screen the size of a postage stamp. Honey, that's talent.

  Mae West

  Black And White, Sound, World

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• A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty - he has suffered longer.

  Mae West

  Character, Men, Twenties

  Mae West (1959). “Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography”, Chelsea House

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