Mae West Quotes - Page 3

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• Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

  Mae West

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

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• Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present

  Mae West

  Sarcastic, Witty, Humorous

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• Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home)

  Mae West

  Home, Sassy, Police

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• Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.

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  Funny, Women, Distance

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• Flattery will get you everywhere.

  Mae West

  Flattery

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• Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

  Mae West

  Love, Funny, Anniversary

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.

  Mae West

  Girl, Men, Needs

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• A man's kiss is his signature.

  Mae West

  Funny, Kissing, Men

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.

  Mae West

  Sarcastic, Witty, Humorous

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• Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

  Mae West

  Relationship, Boyfriend, Rain

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• Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints.

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  Men, Firsts, Sometimes

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• Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I've always been busy with my work. Marriage is a career in itself and to make a success of it you've got to keep working at it. So until I can give the.

  Mae West

  Men, Careers, Giving

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• It's hard to find a good man, but it's good to find a hard one.

  Mae West

  Men, Good Man, Hard

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• You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.

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  Morning, Night, Up Early

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• You may think you're in love when the passions of sex get hold of you, but if you didn't love the man before, you won't love him after. Like him, maybe, but not love him.

  Mae West

  Sex, Passion, Men

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• Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa?

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  Scotch, Littles, Sofas

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• An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

  Mae West

  Funny, Business, Commitment

  Mae West (1959). “Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography”, Chelsea House

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• Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.

  Mae West

  Fun, Next Day, Remember

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• When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.

  Mae West

  Personality, Needs, Nudity

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• Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

  Mae West

  Sarcastic, Witty, Women

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

  Mae West

  Relationship, Women, Independent

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.

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  Love, Women, Space

  Mae West (1959). “Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography”, Chelsea House

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• [On the metaphysical:] ... I knew in some marvelous way I had touched the hem of the unknown. And being me, I wanted to lift that hemline a little bit more.

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  Hem, Littles, Way

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• Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

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  Food, Beer, Clothes

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• Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.

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  Heart, Mean, Two

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