Mae West Funny Quotes

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• Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

  Mae West

  Funny, Relationship, Sexy

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

• It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

  Mae West

  Funny, Sexy, Strong Women

  Belle of the Nineties (motion picture) (1934)

• I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.

  Mae West

  Funny, Thank You, Jewels

• Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.

  Mae West

  Funny, Women, Distance

• To err is human, but it feels divine.

  Mae West

  Funny, Sexy, Clever

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
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  Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

  Mae West

  Love, Funny, Marriage

  I'm No Angel (motion picture) (1933). Nigel Rees, in his Quote ... Unquote Newsletter, has found this joke appearing earlier in the cartoon "Pop" in 1921: "woman: 'You say what you like, Pop! Marriage is a jolly good institution!' POP: 'Yes! But who wants to live in an institution?"

• Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

  Mae West

  Funny, Witty, Appreciation

  Goodness Had Nothing to DoWith It ch. 21 (1959)

• Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

  Mae West

  Love, Funny, Anniversary

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

• I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

  Mae West

  Funny, Witty, Women

  In Joseph Weintraub Peel Me a Grape (1975) p. 47

• Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

  Mae West

  Love, Funny, Money

• Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

  Mae West

  Funny, Two, Evil

  Klondike Annie (motion picture) (1936) See Homer 5

• Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

  Mae West

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

• Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

  Mae West

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

• I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.

  Mae West

  Funny, Party, Men

• She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

  Mae West

  Funny, Success, Girl

  I'm No Angel (motion picture) (1933)

• Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

  Mae West

  Funny, Smile, Break Up

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

• A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

  Mae West

  Funny, Women, Fire

• A man in the house is worth two in the street.

  Mae West

  Funny, Strong Women, Two

  Belle of the Nineties (1934 film)

• It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

  Mae West

  Funny, Life, Marriage

  I'm No Angel (motion picture) (1933)

• It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

  Mae West

  Funny, Women, Memorable

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

• He who hesitates is a damned fool.

  Mae West

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

• An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

  Mae West

  Funny, Business, Commitment

  Mae West (1959). “Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography”, Chelsea House

• When women go wrong, men go right after them.

  Mae West

  Funny, Women, Memorable

  She Done Him Wrong (motion picture) (1933)

• I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

  Mae West

  Funny, Girl, Sexy

  "The Wit and Wisdom of Mae West".

• Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

  Mae West

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

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