Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixtyeight. My one sister is a motorcycle freak, my other sister is a Holy Roller evangelist and my brother is running for President. I’m the only sane one in the family.
Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.
Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window.
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it.
Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.
I do not deny I brought most of my notoriety on myself, nor do I apologize for it.
I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
The press made me something I really wasn't and I tried to live up to what they made me.
I've got a sister who races motorcycles and another sister who's a Holy Roller preacher.
I found out water can be drunk straight.
My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixty-eight.
I refused to conform to an image that a lot of people thought a president's brother should adopt.
I'm not the Carter who'll never tell a lie.
Yes, I'm a real southern boy.
I always said what I thought and I didn't hold anything back.
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