Nuts Quotes

• Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

  Jim Davis

  Funny, Hilarious, Witty

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• I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

  Bill Murray

  Funny, Insanity

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut, that held its ground.

  David Icke

  Yesterday, Today, Mighty Oaks

  David Icke (1998). “The Biggest Secret”, David Icke Books

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• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

  Redd Foxx

  Funny, Lying, Stupid

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• God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.

  Franz Kafka

  Tattoo, Food, Giving

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• I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

  John Steinbeck

  Dog, Eye, Thinking

  John Steinbeck (2012). “The Portable Steinbeck”, p.42, Penguin

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• I think being a little nuts is helpful.

  Carter Burwell

  Thinking, Littles, Helpful

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• A fanatic is a nut who has something to believe in.

  Dean Koontz

  Believe, Literature, Fanatics

  "Lightning". Novel by Dean Koontz (Part II, Chapter 6.4), 1988.

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• I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts.

  Penn Jillette

  Penn Jillette (2012). “God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales”, p.84, Simon and Schuster

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• God often gives nuts to toothless people.

  Matt Groening

  People, Giving, Toothless

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• Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.

  Charles Spurgeon

  Inspirational, Motivational, Perseverance

  Charles Spurgeon (2009). “Essential Works of Charles Spurgeon”, p.1418, Barbour Publishing

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• God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

  Mike Royko

  Country, West, Fruit

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• The bottom line is, there have been a lot of nuts elected to the United States Senate.

  Chuck Grassley

  Political, United States, Lines

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• The movers and shakers have always been obsessive nuts.

  Theodore Sturgeon

  Movers And Shakers, Shakers, Obsessive

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• Being nuts is its own reward.

  Roseanne Barr

  Rewards

  Roseanne, Roseanne Barr (1989). “Roseanne: my life as a woman”, Harpercollins

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• I'm conservative, but I'm not a nut about it.

  George H. W. Bush

  Patriotic, Political, Politics

  "Vice President George Bush today joked that Geraldine Ferraro's..." by Ira R. Allen, www.upi.com. August 22, 1984.

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• Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

  Jimmy Piersall

  Best Things, Happened

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• Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.

  Penn Jillette

  Lying, People, Looks

  "Voodoo and Violence". Interview with Steve Kurtz, reason.com. April 1994.

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• I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

  Red Skelton

  Long, Laughing, Locks

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We are lending money we don't have to kids who can't pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist. That's nuts.

  Mike Rowe

  Money, Jobs, Kids

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• People think I'm nuts.

  Shirley MacLaine

  Thinking, People

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• Getting back to the point, a guy like Jerry, he deals with the business, and he doesn't see it as being evil or ugly, it's what you have to do, and I mean I know there's some really ugly parts to it and parts which drive me nuts, but not in the same way as music business.

  Trevor Rabin

  Mean, Evil, Guy

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• I am not this big celebrity, but it gets really crazy. You have to go through the nuts of blowing up, in a sense, and then figuring out how to live your life with that.

  Vanessa Carlton

  Crazy, Live Your Life, Bigs

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The truth is, I've been going pretty much nuts all year. I constantly have to fight being scattered. I feel like I'm on automatic pilot from fatigue. The hardest thing is trying to be present, living for the moment, for everybody in the family.

  Patricia Richardson

  Fighting, Years, Live In The Moment

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I hated the lost colony; in second grade, we were doing American History, and they said, We don't know what happened to them. That drove me nuts. That lost colony drove me crazy.

  Sarah Vowell

  Crazy, Madness, American History

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