Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
I'm a nut, but not just a nut.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut, that held its ground.
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.
I think anyone that thought that we were coming in as a bunch of liberal Democrats to deliver more large-scale social programs was nuts. I sure didn't expect it.
Packer fans are nuts, man.
Hollywood didn't know if I was an actor or a nut or if I was this crazy character I was playing. I had developed an image of being a little bit unusual, different and wild.
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
I'd rather have a hundred thousand or a million people saying I'm nuts and I'm crazy for my musical choices and what I've said lyrically, than a million people all raising their hand on the first day.
The bottom line is, there have been a lot of nuts elected to the United States Senate.
Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.
We are lending money we don't have to kids who can't pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist. That's nuts.
Conscience. That stuff can drive you nuts.
I'm conservative, but I'm not a nut about it.
Almond blossom, sent to teach us That the spring days soon will reach us.
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
Inconsiderate, rude behavior drives me nuts. And I guess the inconsiderate rudeness of social ineptitude definitely fuels my work.
Talents differ; all is well and wisely put; If I cannot carry forests on my back, Neither can you crack a nut.
All true histories contain instruction; though, in some, the treasure may be hard to find, and when found, so trivial in quantity, that the dry, shriveled kernel scarcely compensates for the trouble of cracking the nut.
The squirrel hoards nuts and the bee gathers honey, without knowing what they do, and they are thus provided for without selfishness or disgrace.
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