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• I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane.

  Allen Ginsberg

  Believe, Want, Sanity

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• Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts.

  Ilona Andrews

  Aberration, Odd, Pins

  Ilona Andrews (2008). “Magic Burns”, p.45, Penguin

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• It's not in the mainstream media yet, but the biggest jump in skin cancer has occurred since the advent of sunscreens. That kind of thing makes me happy. The fact that people, in pursuit of a superficial look of health, give themselves a fatal disease. I love it when 'reasoning' human beings think they have figured out how to beat something and it comes right back and kicks them in the nuts. God bless the law of unintended consequences. And the irony is impressive: Healthy people, trying to look healthier, make themselves sick. Good!

  George Carlin

  Cancer, Thinking, Media

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

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• And people who don’t dream, who don’t have any kind of imaginative life, they must… they must go nuts. I can’t imagine that.

  Stephen King

  Dream, People, Imagination

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• If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

  Scott Adams

  People, Arguing, Exhausted

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• Be awesome! Be a book nut!

  Dr. Seuss

  Inspirational, Life, Being Yourself

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• Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early." -Ranger

  Janet Evanovich

  Wine, Night, Glasses

  Janet Evanovich (2009). “Lean Mean Thirteen”, p.183, Macmillan

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• Idiot people like Angel Delaporte who look for a supernatural reason for ordinary events, those people drive Misty nuts.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Angel, People, Events

  Chuck Palahniuk (2003). “Diary: A Novel”, Doubleday Books

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• That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.” Which one is me?” I asked. The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested. Oh, shut up.

  Rick Riordan

  Littles, Acorns, Shut Up

  Rick Riordan (2007). “The Titan's curse”

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• The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

  Jasper Fforde

  Food, Vegetables, Tuesday

  Jasper Fforde (2010). “Shades of Grey”, p.51, Hachette UK

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• The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees.

  T. H. White

  Destiny, Men, People

  T. H. White (2011). “The Once and Future King”, p.203, Penguin

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• I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word "nuts" in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak package.

  James Patterson

  Fun, Mutants, Freak

  James Patterson (2010). “Maximum Ride Boxed Set #1”, p.298, Hachette UK

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• Eternity with Artemis?" He heaved a big sigh. Thalia rolled her eyes. "You satyrs. You're all in love with Artemis. Don't you get that she'll never love you back?" "But she's so…into nature," Grover swooned. "You're nuts," said Thalia. "Nuts and berries," Grover said dreamily. "Yeah.

  Rick Riordan

  Love You, Eye, Berries

  Rick Riordan (2007). “The Titan's curse”

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• If by 'miracle kids' you mean innocent test-tube babies whose DNA was forcibly unraveled and merged with two percent avian genes, yeah, I guess that would be us," I said. "Because it's a miracle that we're not complete nut jobs and mutant disasters.

  James Patterson

  Baby, Jobs, Mean

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• Maybe, he said hesitantly, maybe there is a beast. The assembly cried out savagely and Ralph stood up in amazement. You, Simon? You believe in this? I don't know, said Simon. His heartbeats were choking him. [...] Ralph shouted. Hear him! He's got the conch! What I mean is . . . maybe it's only us. Nuts! That was from Piggy, shocked out of decorum.

  William Golding

  Believe, Mean, Beast

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• But for the last couple of weeks I’ve had this bizarre sensation that something is watching me. (Simone) You mean someONE, right? (Tate) I know it sounds crazy – (Simone) I just had a body walk off the table mid-autopsy and you think your story is nuts? (Tate)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Couple, Crazy, Mean

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• I would kiss you anyway, but I have a feeling that if I tried– (Rafael) I’d kick you in the nuts and tear your ear off. (Celena) That would hurt. (Rafael) That’s the idea. (Celena)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Hurt, Kissing, Ideas

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• Nut shrugged. "Set had always been Set, for better or worse. But he is still part of our family. It is difficult to lose any member of your family . . . is it not?

  Rick Riordan

  Members, Difficult, Our Family

  Rick Riordan (2010). “The Kane Chronicles, The, Book One: Red Pyramid”, Hyperion

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• Our baboon was going completely sky goddess - which is to say, nuts.

  Rick Riordan

  Sky, Goddess, Baboons

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• He's nuts" Bianca said "We need to jump off this cliff" i said "Oh nice idea!! Your nuts too

  Rick Riordan

  Nice, Ideas, Needs

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• Nuts they go, macadamia they go so ballistic, whoa.

  Eminem

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• What America is, to me, is a guy doesn't want to buy, you let him not buy, you respect his not buying. A guy has a crazy notion different from your crazy notion, you pat him on the back and say, Hey pal, nice crazy notion, let's go have a beer. America, to me, should be shouting all the time, a bunch of shouting voices, most of them wrong, some of them nuts, but please, not just one droning glamorous reasonable voice.

  George Saunders

  Crazy, Nice, Beer

  George Saunders (2013). “The Brief and Frightening Reign of Phil: (Includes the 'In Persuasion Nation' collection)”, p.120, Bloomsbury Publishing

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• Whenever he looks at me with those big brown eyes, I feel like giving him a nut,” she said. She even started calling the squirrels running around in the park Mr. Whitmans.

  Kerstin Gier

  Running, Eye, Squirrels

  Kerstin Gier (2011). “Ruby Red”, p.10, Macmillan

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• And I realize the unbearable anguish of insanity: how uninformed people can be thinking insane people are "happy," O God, in fact it was Irwin Garden once warned me not to think the madhouses are full of "happy nuts." (p. 200)

  Jack Kerouac

  Garden, Thinking, People

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• I think it is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. I know that sounds completely nuts. But, since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. There are so few people this crazy that I feel like I know them all by first name. They all travel as if they are pack dogs and stick to each other like glue. The best people want to work the big challenges.

  Larry Page

  Graduation, Dream, Dog

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