Ilona Andrews Quotes

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First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

Ilona Andrews

Details, Body, Firsts

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.145, Penguin

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"Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else."

Ilona Andrews

Nice, Eye, Men

"Gunmetal Magic". Book by Ilona Andrews, 2012.

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If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

Ilona Andrews

Inspirational, Life, Dream

Ilona Andrews (2011). “Fate's Edge”, p.128, Penguin

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Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway.

Ilona Andrews

Risk, Trying, Accepting

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Bayou Moon”, p.80, Penguin

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you might want to decide fast. We live in a dangerous world. If you see a chance to be happy, you have to fight for it, so later you have no regrets.

Ilona Andrews

Regret, Fighting, Dangerous World

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It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers.

Ilona Andrews

Hats, Looks, Boots

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.103, Penguin

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Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave him alone, eventually the man would pick up the sword and try to stab the dummy. It is human nature.

Ilona Andrews

Father, Men, Practice

Ilona Andrews (2007). “Magic Bites”, p.110, Penguin

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When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me and putting me back together, and I don't even know he's doing it. We never talk about it. We don't go to therapy. He just loves me and that's enough.

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Broken, Get Better, Together

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.85, Penguin

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Humans tend to segregate the world: enemies on one side, friends on the other. Friends are the people we know. Enemies are the Other. You can do just about anything to the Other. It doesn't matter if this Other is actually guilty of any crimes, because it is a matter of emotion, not logic. You see angry people aren't interested in justice, they just want an excuse to vent their rage.

Ilona Andrews

People, Justice, Enemy

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I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.

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Fall, Kissing, Shoes

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Magic Bites: A Special Edition of the First Kate Daniels Novel”, p.17, Penguin

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If you come back to me, I'll never leave you", I whispered into the furry ear. "I'll make you all the pies you could ever eat.

Ilona Andrews

Pie, Ears, Come Back To Me

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.277, Penguin

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Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.

Ilona Andrews

Cat, Order, Prove

Ilona Andrews (2009). “Magic Strikes”, p.47, Penguin

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When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you.

Ilona Andrews

Dog, Enough, Walks

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.99, Penguin

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You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He’s got mad skills.” Derek’s eyebrows crept up. “He can vomit and urinate at the same time and he doesn’t make fun of my car.

Ilona Andrews

Fun, Eyebrows, Skills

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I looked at him. "You really need to work on your threats. I can't tell if you're threatening me or inviting me for tea.

Ilona Andrews

Tea, Needs, Threatening

Ilona Andrews (2011). “Magic Slays”, p.70, Penguin

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She could've stared into those eyes for a thousand years and never noticed the time passing by.

Ilona Andrews

Eye, Years, Passing By

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Bayou Moon”, p.76, Penguin

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Every woman should be told she's attractive. Men are seduced by their eyes, women by their ears." Saiman

Ilona Andrews

Eye, Men, Ears

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Having a fling with you doesn't appeal to me. You're handsome, but you're too inexperienced to be good in bed. Having ridden many horses doesn't make you a good rider; it just proves that you can't recognize a good one or don't know how to keep her.

Ilona Andrews

Horse, Bed, Handsome

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Steel's Edge”, p.68, Penguin

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I'm sorry about the dinner." "Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome.

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Sorry, People, Vampire

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Gunmetal Magic: A Novel in the World of Kate Daniels”, p.271, Penguin

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He caressed my cheek. "You came for me," I whispered. "Always," he told me.

Ilona Andrews

Cheeks

Ilona Andrews (2009). “Magic Strikes”, p.237, Penguin

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Curran scrutinized Mart’s face. “I can’t figure out if he wants to kill you or screw you.” “I’ll be glad to make the choice for him.” Curran looked back at me. “Why is it you always attract creeps?” “You tell me.” Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.

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Choices, Want, Faces

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I had to give it him, to flatter and insult a woman in one propostition took talent.

Ilona Andrews

Giving, Insult, Talent

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The sight of me puffing and straining apparently amused him to no end.

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Sight, Ends, Amused

Ilona Andrews (2008). “Magic Burns”, p.108, Penguin

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If he full-out flexed, I would probably faint, or jump off the building.

Ilona Andrews

Building, Ifs

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In diplomacy, like in great many other things, the rules of engagement survive only until one remarkable person decides to break them.

Ilona Andrews

Engagement, Break, Diplomacy

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