All you know is what you think you know, but that isn't always what's real.
What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?
He's a bully. I love bullies. They have such big, shiny red buttons to push.
Stupid, fragile mortals.
It’s only a scratch, don’t cut my arm off!
A lot of what we're doing here deals with perception rather than truth. Many would argue that reality depends more on the former than the latter.
Then I realized that most of the world's problems stemmed from macho dickheadism, and if I cold defeat that I could save the world.
I looked at my two wolves. When I knelt they came to me rubbed against me smelling me and I stroked them. "Thank you for believing in me " I said and maybe they understood and maybe they didn't.
Hey, Cormac. You ever have to deal with a PMSing werewolf?
1980's: not a time period but a state of mind.
Don't underestimate her ability to talk, it's her superpower.
I punched to line. "Yes? What?" "Norville. It's Cormac. If you don't change the subject right now, I'm going to have to go over there and have a word with you.
I imagined calling in to my own radio show: Yeah hi, I'm a werewolf, and I'm stuck in a cabin in the woods with another werewolf and a werewolf hunter.
To be a DJ was to be God. To be a DJ at an alternative public radio station ? That was being God with a mission. It was thinking you were the first person to discover The Clash and you had to spread the word.
One inch at a time, that was how her father had taught her. You can't do anything but worry about the few inches right in front of you.
Just so you know, I'm straight. Totally straight. As an arrow." Her voice held a smile. "So am I
Apparently it was unethical for lawyers to sleep with their clients. This from a man who offered legal representation to assassins.
I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body." "Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition." "No, really. I'm trapped." "Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?" "That's just it - I've never shape-shifted." "So you're not really a werewolf." "Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?" Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?
Cormac interrupted. 'Maybe I oughta shoot you both, put you both out of your misery.
You know, I'm sick and tired of people pointing rifles at me.
If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday
... We're werewolves. We don't get to judge 'crazy.
Why vampires? You write centuries-long family sagas—why not write historical epics without any hint of the supernatural?" "Well, that would be boring, wouldn't it?" "Yeah, God only knows what Tolstoy was thinking.
You're lucky to have a friend who will kill for you." So. I once had a friend who died for me, and now one who killed for me. Why didn't I feel lucky?
I grinned at him. 'Jealous?' He grinned right back. 'That's a trick question. If I say yes you'll accuse me of being paranoid and unreasonable, and if I say no you'll make some defensive crack about how I don't think you're worth getting jealous over.' This is what I got for hooking up with a lawyer.
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