Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
I never met a lasagna I didn't like
When all else fails, look cute.
I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.
When in doubt, pig out!
Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.
In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.
We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.
Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.
I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.
I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.
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