Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.
Linus Van Pelt: Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: What's that? Linus Van Pelt: The world didn't come to an end.
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?" "I've never been able to get one unfolded.
Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.
It just seems that if you hang on for a while longer, there is always something bright around the corner, or the dark clouds will go away and there will be sunshine again.
The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.
Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron.
Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.
I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!
Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.
Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.
It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.
In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it.
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