Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.
It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same.
Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?
You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!
For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!" "And then the game started!
Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.
Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.
Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!
I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!
Life is full of choices, but you never get any!
I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think about today..." "No, that's giving up... I'm still hpoing that yesterday will get better.
How can we lose when we're so sincere?
Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.
I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.
There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.
Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures.
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!
Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.
A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.
I am not concerned with simply surviving. I am very concerned about improving. I start each day by examining yesterday's work and looking for areas where I can improve. I am always trying to draw the characters better, and trying to design each panel somewhat in the manner a painter would treat his canvas.
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