I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!
Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos.
Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.
What can you do when you don't fit in? What can you do when life seems to be passing you by?" "Follow me. I want to show you something. See the horizon over there? See how big this world is? See how much room there is for everybody? Have you ever seen any other worlds?" "No." "As far as you know, this is the only world there is, right?" "Right." "There are no other worlds for you to live in, right?" "Right." "You were born to live in this world, right?" "Right." "WELL LIVE IN IT THEN! Five cents please.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!
Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.
For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!" "And then the game started!
Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures.
It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.
A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.
Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.
Life is full of choices, but you never get any!
Love is sharing your popcorn.
It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.
A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself.
Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.
Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.
Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.
Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
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