Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!
What can you do when you don't fit in? What can you do when life seems to be passing you by?" "Follow me. I want to show you something. See the horizon over there? See how big this world is? See how much room there is for everybody? Have you ever seen any other worlds?" "No." "As far as you know, this is the only world there is, right?" "Right." "There are no other worlds for you to live in, right?" "Right." "You were born to live in this world, right?" "Right." "WELL LIVE IN IT THEN! Five cents please.
For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!" "And then the game started!
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures.
It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.
Life is full of choices, but you never get any!
Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.
Love is sharing your popcorn.
It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.
Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?
Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.
A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself.
A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.
Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.
Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.
This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.
Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.
Nobody remembers who came in second.
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