Teeth Quotes

• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

  Phyllis Diller

  Funny, Happiness, Smile

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• There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own business.

  Henry Boyd

  Business, Years, Mind

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• Behind every smile there's teeth.

  Confucius

  Behinds

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• Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.

  Dane Cook

  Nice, Epic, Battle

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• She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Laughter, Laughing, Fine

  Benjamin Franklin (2007). “Poor Richard's Almanack”, p.66, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

  Bill Vaughan

  Funny, Dark, Pearls

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• Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy-oh-boy women are perfect, perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy when you first meet them and get to know them. Ache when you leave them. Joy. Ache. Joy. Ache. Joyachejoyachejoyachejoyache.

  Joe Pesci

  Love, Dream, Boys

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• The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

  Dorothy Parker

  Morning, Tongue, Firsts

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Believing in the Tooth Fairy is easier than trying to figure out how else the money gets under your pillow.

  Cynthia Lewis

  Believe, Learning, Trying

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• Love isn't soft, like the poets say. Love has teeth which bite and the wounds never close.

  Stephen King

  Poet, Bites, Wounds

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• I honestly don't like Photoshop. I think when people Photoshop things, all of a sudden you're like, 'That's not even me anymore.' It takes away the natural beauty of a person. I think Gisele [Bundchen] had just said something like there's no more rawness, like the little quirks. You know, I have a gap in my teeth and sometimes people take it away. But I'm like, 'I love my teeth.' You know, that's me.

  Lily Aldridge

  Thinking, People, Littles

  "Lily Aldridge On Photoshop: ‘That’s Not Even Me Anymore’" By Rebecca Adams, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 30, 2013.

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• I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Wife, Dinner, Brushes

  "It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs". Book by Rodney Dangerfield, p. 18, 2004.

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• If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache.... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation.

  Anton Chekhov

  Wife, Betrayed, Ache

  "Life is Wonderful" by Anton Chekhov, 1885.

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• I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident.

  Rita Rudner

  Kids, Bars, Used

  Rita Rudner (1993). “Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature”, Penguin Group USA

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• A laughing fool ... seems born for nothing but to show his teeth.

  George Pope Morris

  Laughter, Laughing, Fool

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• Good looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

  Douglas Coupland

  Strong, People, Looking Good

  Douglas Coupland (2011). “The Gum Thief: A Novel”, p.57, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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• Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

  Neil Gaiman

  Perfectly Good, Arseholes, Mouths

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• Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

  Mae West

  Love, Funny, Money

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• Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he's got it all.

  James Brown

  Men, Two, Hair

  "James Brown: The Godfather of Soul". Book by James Brown, Bruce Tucker, 1986.

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• Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

  Alan Watts

  Self Esteem, Humor, Deep Thought

  Life Magazine, April 21, 1961.

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• The piano is a monster that screams when you touch its teeth.

  Andres Segovia

  Music, Piano, Monsters

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• I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Four, Want, Dentist

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• I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.

  Woody Allen

  Thinking, Today, Excited

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• My mouth is full of decayed teeth and my soul of decayed ambitions.

  James Joyce

  Ambition, Soul, Mouths

  James Joyce (1966). “Letters”

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• If you are capable of brushing your teeth in mindfulness, then you will be able to enjoy the time when you take a shower, cook your breakfast, sip your tea.

  Nhat Hanh

  Tea, Mindfulness, Breakfast

  Interview with Oprah Winfrey, www.oprah.com.

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