Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain.
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams?
I always wanted to be a dentist from the time I was in high school, and I was accepted to dental school in the spring of 1972. I was planning to go, but after the Olympics there were other opportunities.
For people on social assistance, the loss of free dental care, prescription drugs and subsidized housing can greatly outweigh additional income from working. We've all heard the stories.
I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.
I've been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldn't pay for the dental work he needed.
Most every dental school has discount dental services.
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about me, but that's not how I've chosen to lead my life. I knew that you put yourself under a microscope the more famous you become.
There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache.
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill.
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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