Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently
Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain.
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.
I've been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldn't pay for the dental work he needed.
Millions of Americans, adults and children, lack access to dental care.
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about me, but that's not how I've chosen to lead my life. I knew that you put yourself under a microscope the more famous you become.
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
A retired teacher paid $62,000 towards her pension and nothing, yes nothing, for full family medical, dental and vision coverage over her entire career. What will we pay her? $1.4 million in pension benefits and another $215,000 in health care benefit premiums over her lifetime.
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill.
No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be.
I always wanted to be a dentist from the time I was in high school, and I was accepted to dental school in the spring of 1972. I was planning to go, but after the Olympics there were other opportunities.
For people on social assistance, the loss of free dental care, prescription drugs and subsidized housing can greatly outweigh additional income from working. We've all heard the stories.
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
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